I'm dreading my return to school--not just because of the classes, but because of the drastic decline of dining delight.

I'm not looking forward to cafeteria food. The exceptions: creamy, buttery mashed potatoes; cheesy-beyond-belief broccoli-cheddar deliciousness; and a full-size well-stocked salad bar available at my beck and call.

I better get my kitchen!love on before the metaphorical clock strikes twelve.